What If Santa?

by The Impeckables

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What If Santa?... We can only wonder, thus this song was born! We hope this brings you lots of laughter, happiness and good luck in 2021 and beyond!
With Love,
The Impeckables!

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What if Santa partied hard on Christmas?

Would he have the skills on Christmas Day?

What if Santa Claus got crunked out of his (BLEEP) mind!

Does he know I know he knows? That he’s too impaired to fly?

The elves all say!
Impound that sleigh!
He’s too impaired to fly!

We’ll get those presents there another time!

What if he
What if he
What if he
What if he
What if he
What if he forgot to deliver all of the presents??

All of the children will be so upset!
And the people of the town, will talk bad in his name.

Oh Santa!
Oh Santa, Santa!

What have you done?
What have you done?
What have you done?
What have you done to yourself?
To yourself...

Can you really really drive that thing?
Are you gonna go down in history?
Yeah, yeah.

You don’t need to get crunked out! You don’t need to get crunked out of your mind ...mind!

Oh Santa, Santa!
Oh Santa daddy...

Santa be good to me!

Tell me what did I do to deserve this?
You had to get drunk on Christmas!

I didn’t do nothing bad this year so you better get those presents on time, to my door!

What if he....

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released December 19, 2020
Written & Arranged by Nathan Peck and Vivian Peck
Vivian Peck-vocals
Nathan Peck-vocals, fretless bass, guitars, keyboards, drums
all additional instruments, sounds and programming
Produced by Nathan Peck & Vivian Peck
© Nathan Peck Music BMI

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